This week's hats. New ones every week.
Hinge now, golf later, gay jokes after.
SERVING CUNT.
Queef? No thanks. Cocaine.
Call me a lil piggy the way I blow.
Ask me about my Japanese toilet.
Kinda chic to be this fucked up.
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Let's drink immediately.
Strip club? I'd rather the dog park.
Socks on or off, I rock.
LET. THE KID. PLAY.