Is the text really that small?
Yes. Letters about half an inch tall, one to three short lines. That's the whole idea. From across the room it's a clean hat. Up close it's a problem.
What's the hat itself?
Foam trucker (Otto 39-165) in a pile of colors, or the Classic Yupoong 6606 in brown or moss. Mesh back, snapback, one size. Both are hats you'd buy with nothing on them.
How long does shipping take?
Longer than Amazon. Your hat doesn't exist yet — someone stitches it after you order. 2–5 business days to make it, 3–4 to get it to you. Call it a week and a half. You'll get tracking. Don't email us on day three.
Can I return it?
No. Fuck off. You read the hat before you bought it. If it shows up damaged or we stitched the wrong thing, email hello@horriblehatsco.com within 30 days and we'll make it right.
Can I request a slogan?
Please. hello@horriblehatsco.com. If we make it, you get one.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet.