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I sneeze just to get blessed.
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Drop 01 · Retro Trucker · Embroidered
I sneeze just to get blessed.
$31. Free US shipping. Add a second hat and pay $55 for both — taken off automatically at checkout.
Looks like a normal hat from ten feet. It isn't. One line of embroidered text, front and center, on a trucker you'd actually wear. You'll get asked what it says. That's the hat working.
The hat
Foam: Otto 39-165 retro foam trucker — the classic. Classic: Yupoong 6606, structured front, curved bill. Both mesh back, snapback, one size fits most.
The embroidery
Flat embroidery, stitched to order in the USA. Letters about half an inch tall — readable from a few feet, not across the bar. No customization, no name drops, no exceptions.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping. Stitched after you order: 2–5 business days to make, 3–4 to arrive. No returns — you read the hat. Damaged or misstitched? Email us within 30 days and we'll make it right.
Care
Spot clean. Don't machine wash a structured hat unless you want a soft one.